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This is something that just perplexes me.. If you have a head full of luxurious God-Given curls that cascade all about you in a Heavenly halo that makes men weep and the rest of the female population sigh with horrific jealously, WHY DO YOU THEN STRAIGHTEN IT FLAT ?????

COME OUT OF THE CURL-CLOSET, FLAUNT IT, LET IT HANG LOOSE, SET YOURSELF FREE, LET IT FLY IN THE BREEZE, GIVE YOUR HUSBAND OR BOYFRIEND A THRILL, GIVE YOURSELF PERMISSION TO BE EXQUISITE, LET US ALL ADMIRE YOU AND DROOL..

I dont know.. I dont get it..

I really dont..

We mere mortals who have straight hair have, in the seventies and eighties, had perms, struggled with the dreaded hot rollers, curling tongs, crimping irons, curling sticks, hair spray, rag curls, and hair pieces in a mighty war to get some oomph and curl and sex appeal to our tresses.. Where-as those blessed with the most sensual looking hair known to man do EVERYTHING in their power to banish the offensive curls!!!!!

Huh?

Look at Julia Roberts.... I was watching "Dying Young" on the telly the other night... OH.... MY.... GOD.... what an incredible mane of hair.. I cried.... How could she hate it??? Why does she get rid of it? Is it that uncomfortable? Does it hurt? Does she REALLY think its ugly? I dont get it..

Im POSITIVE that her unbelievably gorgeous curly halo is half the reason she became so popular.. and then she got rid of it.. Can we start a campaign to save Julia Roberts Curls?

This is discrimination to curls is it not? Cant we rally to free them from the cruelty of being tortured straight?

Look at Nicole Kidman?? Why oh why... I just am so perplexed.. The girl has about 4 feet of the most beautiful cork-screw hair, the kind that great master artists have labored to capture through the ages, the sort of hair that makes you just flop in a chair with your mouth open its so breathtakingly beautiful.. But she tortures it straight or shoves it under straight wigs and straight hair pieces every second..

Is wrenching curly hair straight a symbol of the ultimate parental rebellion? Is it the ultimate symbol of self controlling and self loathing? Is it the need not to stand out? (Obviously not in Julia's and Nicoles life), is it to rebel against all the hair puling and teasing as a kid? (Now you know they only teased you because it was BEAUTIFUL hair and they were bitterly jealous, dont you?) Is it a need to rebel against what everyone tells you you should do? Is it a need to strictly remove outward signs of sensuality and sex appeal??? Is it a dire need to be like everyone else less fortunate? Is it a way of proving you make your own decisions?

There MUST be a very deep lying hatred going on inside the Blessed-Ones heads.. I dont get it..

Youre BEAUTIFUL!!!! Get it? BEAUTIFUL! Express your beauty..

Am I the only person on the planet, apart from every man who ever breathed, who absolutely adores wild mane hair and free tresses?

'Free The Tresses' OOOoo, is that a tee shirt slogan? Nah..

Anyway, its a mystery to me and, quite frankly, as boring as bat shit!